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January 15 , 2009 - Our Chemical Makeup

OUR CHEMICAL MAKEUP

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!!

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.


Element Name: MAN

Symbol: Xy

Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50

Physical Properties: Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find pure sample.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with coke.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.


"So God created Man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them." Genesis 1:27

"We are all unique and we all have our own little idiosyncrasies. Yet we are all made in the image of God. We are special in the eyes of God and should hold each other in the same way. Through Christ we have the opportunity of restoring our personal relationship with the Father and through Christ we can love each other by seeing through God's eyes.

Rejoice in the Lord Always!

Dario Ferko

 
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