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                                                         "Always 
                                                          wear clean underwear--words 
                                                          to live by from Mother. 
                                                          " 
                                                        ALWAYS 
                                                          WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR 
                                                          (Or be prepared when 
                                                          Jesus returns) 
                                                        
                                                          - If 
                                                            you can't say anything 
                                                            nice, don't say anything 
                                                            at all.
 
                                                          - Call 
                                                            your mother..she worries.
 
                                                          - A 
                                                            lot of people these 
                                                            days have a B.A., 
                                                            M.D., or Ph.D.. Unfortunately, 
                                                            they don't have a 
                                                            J.O.B..
 
                                                          - Always 
                                                            speak the truth and 
                                                            you'll never be concerned 
                                                            with your memory.
 
                                                          - It 
                                                            never hurts to ask, 
                                                            all they can say is 
                                                            'no'.
 
                                                          - It 
                                                            isn't what happens 
                                                            that's important, 
                                                            it's how you deal 
                                                            with it.
 
                                                          - Never 
                                                            lie in bed at night 
                                                            asking yourself questions 
                                                            you can't answer.
 
                                                          - Don't 
                                                            tell anyone how wonderfully 
                                                            you're doing, unless 
                                                            it's your mom.
 
                                                          - Hope 
                                                            only turns into reality 
                                                            when followed by action.
 
                                                          - By 
                                                            the time your children 
                                                            are fit to live with, 
                                                            they're living with 
                                                            someone else.
 
                                                          - When 
                                                            your knees knock, 
                                                            kneel on them.
 
                                                          - Even 
                                                            when you don't know 
                                                            what you're doing, 
                                                            do it well.
 
                                                          - Fine 
                                                            Print is rarely good 
                                                            news.
 
                                                          - The 
                                                            really happy person 
                                                            is the one who can 
                                                            enjoy the scenery 
                                                            when he has to take 
                                                            a detour.
 
                                                          - Things 
                                                            that never happen 
                                                            seem to worry us the 
                                                            most.
 
                                                          - Life 
                                                            is 10% what you make 
                                                            it and 90% how you 
                                                            take it.
 
                                                          - When 
                                                            opportunity knocks, 
                                                            don't complain about 
                                                            the noise.
 
                                                          - What 
                                                            will today's generation 
                                                            be able to tell their 
                                                            children they had 
                                                            to do without?
 
                                                          - Don't 
                                                            wait for a crisis 
                                                            to discover what is 
                                                            important in life.
 
                                                          - Don't 
                                                            let failure go to 
                                                            your head.
 
                                                          - Don't 
                                                            compromise yourself, 
                                                            you are all you've 
                                                            got.
 
                                                          - The 
                                                            law of heredity is 
                                                            that all undesirable 
                                                            traits come from the 
                                                            other parent.
 
                                                          - A 
                                                            day of worry is more 
                                                            exhausting than a 
                                                            week of work.
 
                                                          - The 
                                                            young may know the 
                                                            rules, but the elderly 
                                                            know the exceptions.
 
                                                          - There 
                                                            is no right way to 
                                                            do the wrong thing.
 
                                                          - If 
                                                            you're not having 
                                                            fun yet, try harder.
 
                                                          - Don't 
                                                            talk about it, do 
                                                            it!
 
                                                          - The 
                                                            happiness of your 
                                                            life depends on the 
                                                            quality of your thoughts.
 
                                                          - Good 
                                                            instincts usually 
                                                            tell you what to do 
                                                            long before your head 
                                                            has figured it out.
 
                                                          - When 
                                                            a teenager is watching 
                                                            T.V., listening to 
                                                            radio and talking 
                                                            on the phone, she 
                                                            is probably doing 
                                                            her homework.
 
                                                          - Everyone 
                                                            makes mistakes, that's 
                                                            why they put erasers 
                                                            on pencils.
 
                                                          - One 
                                                            moment of patience 
                                                            may prevent disaster, 
                                                            one moment of impatience 
                                                            may ruin a whole life.
 
                                                          - There 
                                                            is always free cheese 
                                                            in a mousetrap.
 
                                                          - Anything 
                                                            worth having is worth 
                                                            waiting for.
 
                                                          - The 
                                                            control center of 
                                                            your life is your 
                                                            attitude.
 
                                                          - The 
                                                            secret of giving advice 
                                                            is to know when to 
                                                            stop.
 
                                                          - Remember 
                                                            to say "Thank 
                                                            you".
 
                                                          - People 
                                                            who burn the candle 
                                                            at both ends are not 
                                                            as bright as they 
                                                            think they are.
 
                                                          - Remember, 
                                                            no swimming for an 
                                                            hour after eating.
 
                                                          - Be 
                                                            nice to people on 
                                                            your way up because 
                                                            you might meet them 
                                                            on the way down.
 
                                                          - When 
                                                            telling the truth, 
                                                            it is important to 
                                                            tell the whole truth.
 
                                                         
                                                          
                                                        Rejoice 
                                                          in the Lord Always! 
                                                        Dario 
                                                          Ferko 
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