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ADULT:
A person who has stopped
growing at both ends
and is now growing in
the middle. |
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BEAUTY
PARLOR:
A place where women
curl up and dye. |
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CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up
with people. |
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CHICKENS:
The only animals you
eat before they are
born and after they
are dead. |
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COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes
and wastes hours. |
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DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed
out. |
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EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually
me-deep in conversation. |
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HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage. |
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INFLATION:
Cutting money in half
without damaging the
paper. |
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MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes
you like flies better. |
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RAISIN:
Grape with sunburn. |
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SECRET:
Something you tell to
one person at a time. |
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TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives
you to extraction. |
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TOMORROW:
One of the greatest
labor saving devices
of today. |
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YAWN:
An honest opinion openly
expressed. |
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WRINKLES:
Something other people
have. You have character
lines. |
